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Epic Cartoon Rap Battles: Samurai Jack vs Skips

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Epic Cartoon Rap Battles
Skips
VS
Samurai Jack
BEGIN

Skips:
You shouldn’t be doing what your going to do, cause you’ll be beaten down by this verse the Skips way. You’ve a samurai that has been in the future for too long, Jack, trying to fight a master of darkness and his robot minions, but fail to find a way back to the past. I have immortal powers, and a pair of fists full of justice instead of a phony sword. You’ve have gone insane during those fifty years, cause I can see it’s not just the sword you’ve lost.  

Jack:
I fear no foe cause your skill are too slow, an mortal yeti whose has to fight a evil baby, that Aku would call a joke, and has to be defeated by supernatural fists of justice, if you look up in a dictionary you can find that the definition for piss-poor your name will be on their, cause you just as good as nuts and bolts. I have rescue countless innocents during my search, which make more sense than spending countless centuries trying to figure out how a computer works.

Skips
You on the other hand are so lame, that you don’t even know where your real name came from, cause we all know it’s not Jack, a name randomly picked up from some strangers. And by the time of your revival after all the these years, turned down your friend’s daughter for your rival’s daughter, who has disappeared into thin air, before you even got married.

Jack:
You think that I am defeated, cause I shall hold my ground. You close friend is a homage to a British pop-singer, and my sword is made by the great ancestors and gods, instead of a bunch of immortal babies that you’ve meet in high school. And you are so weak, that you leave your ultimate battle with your supernatural foe to a grown up Big Bird, and a talking raccoon. Do you think your better than me, cause there is no future for you.


WHO WON?
WHOESE NEXT?
YOU DECIDED
yep decided to do another one of these.
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